More fun with Craigslist

I think I'm going to start posting fun stuff from Craigslist. Here is a particularly ridiculous one:


"We are looking for a web designer who is excellent in creating attractive, professional websites for small to mid-size business clients. You will need to be able to build the entire site and have it up and running yourself. It is not important what program you use to build the site. What the websites may and will need is personalized layouts, quality designs, graphics, internet marketing and the ability to support e-mail and e-commerce. You should know Photoshop and Flash is a plus.
This is an at home job. Your location is not important.
Send me your portfolio or links to your portfolio.
Reply back or contact us if you have any questions."

Ok, fine. Compensation? $400 for the whole site. Get friggin' real! I'm going to go to a Mercedes Benz dealer and ask for an E-class model for $5,000.