Sunday, August 31, 2008

AT&T needs PR

Apple sold three million 3G iPhones on its debut weekend. They have sold two million more since. So what's the problem? AT&T should be thrilled.

Not so fast. So far, all iPhone users have done since is complain about the awful network connections and dropped calls.

If the iPhones hadn't sold so many, maybe less people would be aware of AT&T's crap service. For what it's worth, I have an EDGE network iPhone and love it.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

New way to advertise


Papa John's took out some serious billboard space in the form of a huge wheat field. This field is in Commerce City, so that in- and out-bound Denver flight passengers can get hit with the message.

Interested in getting one of your own? Contact this company called Circlemakers.

We try to do a lot of things here at FMG and handle all client needs, but even we can't offer crop circle design and implementation. That's pretty, umm...specific.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Yay, another social network

There is another social network out there called Konnects. Anyone else excited? I couldn't care less, although I'll probably join and get periodic updates sent to my email despite me never going on there. That's how the others work. I just can't get into Facebook and MySpace and having people I hardly remember contact me years after the fact. And when I say "fact," I mean "hey, you owe me child support for this kid." I'm kidding. I think.

So, Konnects says that they are out to bridge the gap between the business-focused LinkedIn and the social-based Facebook.

"Right now, no one is serving this middle ground and we feel there's an opportunity there," said Jim Crabbe, CEO and co-founder of Konnects.

We're stopping this post right now so we can go create a profile.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The importance of cross promotion

Neat little article on Entrepreneur.com about the importance of promoting your business with other businesses. It's a cheap and effective way to get exposure for your business and help your bottom line.

From the article:

"If you're a small company without much brand identity, you can ride the coattails of a stronger brand by offering them some type of promotion for their customers, whether that be a product, coupon, etc.," says Denise Patrick, vice president of creative services for Pierpont Communications. "For example, let's say you own the local miniature golf park. Offer the big movie theater in your neighborhood a ton of 'Buy One, Get One Free' tickets. It's a free gift for the movie theater, credibility for you and access to all the teenagers looking for a fun place to take their dates."

Monday, August 18, 2008

J&J's "Nothing but Tears" campaign


This is pretty funny from the Onion.

Johnson and Johnson has unveiled their "Nothing but Tears" campaign, because as the ad says, "it's never too early to grow the hell up."

"We at Johnson & Johnson have been making bath time a safe and soothing experience for far too long," company CEO William C. Weldon said. "Years of pampering have left our newborns helpless, feeble, and ill-equipped for the arduous road ahead."

"It's time our children got the wake-up call that's been coming to them," Weldon continued. "It's time they cried their precious little eyes out."

Friday, August 15, 2008

Mike and the Mad Dog is sans the Mad Dog

After 19 years, it's over. Thankfully, WFAN has put us out of our misery and gave Chris "Mad Dog" Russo the heave ho.

Apparently he called into the show today for a little farewell and broke down and cried for a bit. I'll bet that made for great sports talk radio.

Facebook's Beacon ad program was a bad choice

This is why I can't stand this MySpace and Facebook crap. Facebook's Beacon ad program started blasting out information to all of your "friends" when you made an online purchase. Now, they are facing a class-action lawsuit for it.

Last year, Sean Lane bought a diamond ring for his wife for Christmas on Overstock.com, and shortly thereafter the whole world knew about it.

Merry Christmas?

According to privacy expert, Bill McGeveran, a University of Minnesota professor, this doesn't necessarily mean that Facebook broke any laws.

"What people objected to was that this program told your friends stuff about you without your permission," McGeveran said. "The lawyers have had to be pretty creative in assembling theories about why this might be unlawful."

Still, it's annoying. These social networking sites are great for a lot of people for a lot of things, but they are just another step in losing more privacy.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Best Buy to sell iPhone. Holiday ads to get 2x more annoying?

Starting September 7th, Best Buy's everywhere will be selling the iPhone.

Do you have any idea what this will do to the holiday commercials? All those "give the gift of wow" and all that? Now, Best Buy AND Apple will be hammering us over the head during the holidays to buy an iPhone. Get ready, it's going to be obnoxious.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Social media for donors?

There is a new website in Canada (well, you can read it from anywhere) called ThankYourDonor.ca, where blood recipients can post information about themselves and their experiences.

Maybe there will be a better use for this MySpace type of social media.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

KFC has brand loyalty

A murder suspect in Oregon agreed to plead guilty to the crime as long as he got to eat KFC's chicken in prison. The judge agreed and he'll also be able to eat pizza and calzones.

KFC should find a way to hype this a bit.

L'Oreal thinks Beyonce is too dark?


L'Oreal's new ads in Elle magazine feature a very white Beyonce. Was she too dark for their liking?

"It is categorically untrue that L'Oréal Paris altered Ms. Knowles' features or skin tone in the campaign for Féria hair color," the company said in a statement.

Yeah, whatever. I posted a picture, you decide.

Friday, August 8, 2008

You watching the Olympics?

The Olympics start tonight and I for one couldn't care less. To those who are watching, get ready to be bombarded with corporate messaging. Longer commercials, yayyy!!

We'll be commenting on the commercials we like and don't like as the Olympics play out. That is, if we actually tune in.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Eight over-used marketing terms

Kim Gordon of Entrepreneur, makes a great case for eight over-used marketing terms. Are you guilty of using these as well?

1. Care: "We care," "caring for you" and "from people who care" are all versions of the same weak promise. Typically, you'll find these phrases in health-care, insurance and financial marketing. They prompt prospects to wonder how the promise will benefit them and in what ways this caring attitude is manifested. But because the word itself is so overused, prospects may not pay attention long enough to learn the answer.

2. Solutions: The great love of technology marketers, this word has been beaten to death. So many companies promise to have the solution that the word is no longer credible. Since most customers or clients believe their challenges are unique, it's hard for them to specifically imagine how these solutions will be delivered without lots of additional information from the advertiser.

3. Results: Though not truly a naughty word, results has been overused and represents a highly general, fairly toothless promise. When confronted with the promise of results, most prospects will want proof. So if you choose to use this word, be prepared with testimonials and other support.

4. Amazing: How many "amazing" breakthroughs have you seen advertised today? Are most of them really amazing? Probably not. This superlative makes something sound too good to be true. Use it with caution and be ready to back it up with plenty of details.

5. Needs: It seems like every advertiser these days promises to meet our needs. But most are short on specifics. This tired promise elicits a ho-hum response because we already expect the things we buy to meet our needs. Why else would we buy them? Strengthen your selling proposition by detailing how your product or service will do a better job of meeting needs than what your competitors offer.

6. Quality: Just as we expect products and services to meet our needs, we also expect high-quality merchandise. Consumers believe quality should be a given. What makes your product of higher quality than others? Tell consumers the ways you ensure quality, and you'll put some teeth into this bland promise.

7. Turnkey: Marketing that promises a "turnkey solution" is likely to be met with skepticism mixed with a touch of fear over the prospective loss of control it suggests. Prospects must trust that your company will provide stellar performance every step of the way. That makes it essential to use specifics and take sufficient space or time to tell a complete story.

8. #1: It seems everyone is claiming to be No. 1 at something. Whether it's price, delivery, convenience or savings, marketers are claiming number-one status with very little proof. And that has damaged the effectiveness of this claim. Plus, being No. 1 is all about you and not about the advantages you provide to the customer. Use words that specifically detail how your number-one status translates into a higher value for the customer, and everyone wins.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Get a life, PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Seems like a great organization, right? Who wouldn't want an organization that looks out for animals? Well, then why is PETA so damn annoying?

Verizon has pulled it's advertisement that featured two pit bulls chained up in an old auto yard because PETA is giving them crap about it. Here is the ad:



Someone please tell me why this ad is offensive? PETA says it's because the dogs are chained and that "Chaining dogs--who are highly social pack animals--is dangerous because it deprives them of the social interaction that they need and can make them overly aggressive. Dogs need a life, companionship, and room to run."

Shut the hell up. You sound stupid. As though this commercial for a stupid phone is going to make millions of people nationwide change how they treat their dog. Get a damn life, PETA, and focus on people that are actually harming animals.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Get on Yahoo local!

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